Fact one: Dogs poop
Fact two: Most dogs poop in a pile
Fact three: Some dogs inherit their momma's trait of pooping in a line.
Fact four: The above facts together equals poop in a line around our yard.
Fact five: It is November.
Fact six: It is no longer October. Hallelujah!
Fact seven: Braces hurt.
Fact eight: When braces make your kids hurt, it makes you hurt.
Fact nine: I like sleep.
Fact ten: I would rather sleep than be responsible.
Fact eleven: I think I will call for a happy medium, do not sleep, but do not be responsible while I watch a football game.
Fact twelve: I am not sure I can say "Roll T---."
That is all.